Mud Miner

The act of Docking into another males anus. Can be commonly used with Butt Pirate.

That new kid in school is a Mud Miner, he has been looking at me strange.

by xPoisonbloodx March 11, 2010

celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

Chilean Miner

During oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until Christmas.

Does she like to give blow jobs? Oh yeah, that Betty is real Chilean Miner.

by Belfry September 3, 2010

hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

by gt-skip April 15, 2005

The Maine

An Arizona based indie/pop/rock band that consists of 5 members: John O'Callaghan(vocals), Kennedy Brock(vocals/guitar), Pat Kirch(drums), Jared Monaco(guitar), and Garrett Nickelsen(bass). These guys are the most nicest guys you will ever meet in your life. They love to party and have a great time. This group of guys have true love for music unlike other bands. You can find these guys touring around the United States singing their recently debuted album "Can't Stop Won't Stop".

CAUTION: May randomly burst into randomness!

Tessa: Audrey, do you any good music?
Audrey: YES! You should listen to The Maine! They are freaking amazing!
Tessa: Really? I'll check them out!

by aud_dizzle January 25, 2009

Maineland

What we will call Maine when it secedes.

Viva la Maineland.

by MainDweller January 29, 2009

Maine

Maine can be expensive but few states have the luxury of living so close to nature. Yeah we have rednecks but at least our noses aren't so high up in the air we can't touch the ground. I've never known anyone to marry their cousin or have kids with them up here...but I guess it would be like some people to stereotype.

Maine is probably safer than the state you live in...and definitely more beautiful.

by optimusprime09 January 16, 2009