mahlerz

Bucket slamming, frog killing, naked bridge jumping, crazy ass kids!!!

We are the f***ing mahlerz!!!

by Christian Samuel May 14, 2021

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fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

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junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

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Mrs.Marlett is a old ass English teacher that almost forgets her own name everyday and doesn't know how o run a class room.She also fails you if she doesn't like you. Over all she is just an old bitch of a teacher.

Mrs.Marlett is a bitch.

by Bro Jaquis December 14, 2021

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Maryland Crab Mallet

When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.

She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.

by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023

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MALLETICIAN

A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.

Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....

by Chuckeroon October 30, 2003

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