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Maxtard

A high school student who has an extremely hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine. He also frequently masturbates in the mens lockerroom and has been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion. There was also a rumor of him making love to an Irish doberman.
"Dude you hear about that kid that jacked off in my back pack before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard!"
by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019
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Maxtard 2.0

A high school student who has a really hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine.been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion and frequently masturbates in the mens locker room.
"Dude did you hear about the kid who jacked off in my shoes before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"
by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019
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magatard

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