Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

madrid drive by

Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.

Man I did a Madrid drive by last night.

by Submarine crew August 7, 2014

madridsmedia

An outstanding camera man who is developing their career in the photography and videography industry, hoping to make it big in the future

Madridsmedia has been on his grind since the beginning and won’t stop till he gets to the top !

by Madridsmedia December 1, 2021

Madridman

A man by the name Lionel Messi who likes to score against teams like Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid.

I needed a hattrick in this game in my bet slip. Luckily for me, Madridman just came on.

by gabethegoat April 21, 2022

Maraido

Husband or god

Me:Hey, do you know Maraido

Him:Yes, he's a god

by Snap:Maraidok September 4, 2022

Madrid PR

Real Madrid propaganda. Worse than Nazi or North Korean propaganda. They make the worst or most overrated players sound like the next Ronaldo (e.g. Arda Guler, Endrick) They infect medias making you think madrid is the greatest or “madrid did this first!” It’s gay as fuck. If Hitler had Madrid PR we would all be walking around with silly mustaches on.

“For fuck sake this madrid pr getting outta hand surely papa perez paid this nigga!😂😂😐”

by susmogus August 10, 2024

Madraizer

An eviscerating wind, A small concentrated torrent of high speed air.

The madraizer left nothing in its wake intact. Scattered bits and pieces of of the man and his lodging were strewn about shredded to bits by its blast.

by -Zweih Aunders February 18, 2025