masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

by Master at sex May 13, 2005

Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Public-masturbating-horse-fucker

1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.

1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

masturbating

somethign to do to pass the time

i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

by wallis & futuna islands June 7, 2004

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017