Machete

A syringe injection kit

Quick get the machete there's no complaint in Homewood health center we love working

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

machete

having your lover's family stick each one of their feet in your prolapsed anus.

I really wanna machete your family. jfc

by revinja111 May 10, 2022

Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.

Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?

by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024

Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.

Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

161 machete attacks

Guelph general hospital chemical warfare atrocities committed against homeless pornstarrs

161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Əlønĝačhəd-måčhetṭə

The 17th of the hardest words in here. (Maybe)

Meaning: A strong machete.

Pronounciation: Ae-lonch-gaw-shed-ma-cha-tei

When the man used the Əlønĝačhəd-måčhetṭə to cut the sand, he accidentally made a wyıngaṭ łanßuuaṭ go down the hill. Unfortunately, in the half that was affected, it also destroyed the pẅiŋs-łiftĥ.

by Pseudonym aha August 18, 2023

Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024