Morti

Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."

Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!

Person II: I know! It's Morti!

by StalkingChris November 17, 2004

mortinsk

noun.

1. a quick shit
2. a shit taken in a public restroom or at someone else's house

After eating that Mexican, I had to take a mortinsk.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

mortis deveia

a rad melodic death metal band with members from Lawrence MA and Derry NH

"dude, did you catch Mortis Deveia's set?"

"yeah, they kicked ass!"

by TJ!!! October 8, 2007

Mortigott

Someone who is employed by the council to clean up chud shit in hibernation season.

This word should only be used for utter chuds, as it is a serious insult.

Yo, Joe is an utter chud mate, he's a Mortigott

by cupofcoldtea October 31, 2011

Mortimazed

A combination of horror and wonder.

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.

by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018

Morticia Addams

Morticia Addams is the kind and caring wife of Gomez Addams and the mother of Wednesday, Puglsey and if you have seen Family Values, Pubert Addams. Morticia and Gomez are deeply in love with each other and have a happy and loving relationship.

Morticia Addams: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...

Debbie: What?

Morticia Addams: ...Pastels?

by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020

Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.

Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.

by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021