Spicy morning glory

Spicy morning glory, describes the surprising immolation effects on a penis, owing to morning bareback anal, following a clandestine evening trip for suicide wings by the receiver.

I wish my partner had told me about their fucking trip to Wild Wings last night. Instead of our usual wake up ass violation, I got a non consensual dose of spicy morning glory.

by ODBacchus May 19, 2018

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Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

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Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

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mornin' glory

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!

What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!

by Arbani October 15, 2015

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Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

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