Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

mopery

Exposing yourself to a blind man

by Mitch Kumpstein January 17, 2003

Moped

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Mopey

Quiet, not talking, sluggish.

Orlando C is sitting on the couch mopey.

by Scuzzie222 January 17, 2017

mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

mopeen

a dish towel. usually uesed to dry the dishes or wipe up a spill in the kitchen.

"Get the mopeen so you can dry the dishes, woman!"

by Kelly January 16, 2004

Mopenga

This word is used repeatedly by people, but has no actual meaning. Its purpose: to annoy beet-lickers.

me: MOPENGA!!!

beet-licker: what's that mean? why does everyone keep saying that?

me: MOPENGA!!! *laughs evilly*

by brownie52 March 25, 2010