mmal

stands for "made me audibly laugh"
mainly used in texting

ruby: sends a meme
bev: MMAL

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH September 14, 2020

mmanassama

A tiktoker with the best music taste ever, has amazing opinions, and people who disagree probably have 0 taste.

Person 1: did you see mmanassama’s tiktok?

Person 2: Yeah! I watch all of Alex’s videos, he has the best taste

by Nerdpilled April 2, 2022

Mmaahh

The term "Mmaahh" is used to emphasize the stupidity of an individual. Often followed up by a big brain burn.

Person 1: Yo dude (or female), did you bring a Nokia 3310 charger to school by any chance?

Person 2: Mmaahh, for det er mange som bruker Nokia igrunn.

by 190kg of pure muscle November 1, 2019

MMAsshole

This is a individual who is obsessed with the world of mixed martial arts (MMA) and takes it way too far. This is a person who goes out to take the knowledge they got while watching "THE NEXT ULTIMATE FIGHTER" marathon and acts as if there is no one tougher that they are. They can be found and all types of establishments that serve alcohol. When they are engaged in a confrontation they will speak of their "Striking Skills" and"Ground and Pound". This persons wardrobe consists of Affliction and Tapout apparel mainly or has a Affliction and Tapout logo tattoo.

The guy in who started that fight is a mmasshole.

"I have a unstoppable ground and pound" stated the mmasshole

by Ginger Bouncer August 2, 2010

Mmateri

A large Canadian walrus, usually smelling of skunky LaBatt Blue and feces

Holy Shit! Did you see that Mmateri?!?!? That thing was HUGE!

by sailirish7 January 16, 2010

mmanu

To Prematurely ejaculate on a woman who was expecting mind-blowing, eye-rolling, toe-curling sex. A word originating from the Bulawayo region of Zimbabwe named after the guy(A contraction of eMMANUel) that inflicted this travesty on the girl he had worked up into a frenzy with too much conversation that he couldn't backup even the littlest action. He claimed over excitement as his defence.
E.g. I finally gave him the time of day and the jerk pulled a mmanu on me.

It can also be used as a verb. To ejaculate in a stupid way

Pulling a mmanu on a horny woman is cruel and unusual punishment.
We tried to have funch and he mmanued all over my skirt.

by Zimbo-rita March 5, 2015

Mmasi

Mmasi is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’s an experience, one if you are stupid you will take for granted. To say she’s caring would be an understatement. She’s more like love itself. She will walk you through your toughest times and want nothing in return. She could smile at you during your worst moments and they’d instantly become a distant memory. Mmasi will look you in the eye and make you feel like you matter more than anything, a lot of the time you will feel like you don’t deserve her and you will be right. If you even come across mmasi take some time out of your amazing experience to make her feel amazing too, mmasi deserves it. Please don’t make her cry, even though sometimes she laughs when she cries and somehow manages to look soo beautiful. The thing is you will eventually forget that you don’t deserve mmasi and you might hurt her in your moments of stupidity, don’t let that happen. When you lose mmasi that’s it, she’s gone and she goes for good. She’s not that good with her feelings sometimes and that’s why you can’t fuck up. Cut here a lot of slack I promise she deserves it.

If you meet mmasi please treat her like the angel that she is. Being around mmasi is a blessing in itself. Her name means the will of God, she’ll be a goddess in your life. Treasure mmasi.

Mmasi is fire, she’ll warm you or burn you but you’ll deserve whatever you get .

by Notavirgo456 April 23, 2021