misleading

causing someone to believe something that is not true:
misleading information/statements
Coments must not create a misleading impression.

misleading comment!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Misle

An incorrect misspelling of mislead. The past tense of mislead is misled which means some people mistakenly assume the present form is misle.

We could Misle Brad into giving that WAP a wedgie!

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

mizled

A very silly camper.

'Dude! He's so mizled, man!'

by LordPogo July 18, 2006

Missed the towel

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.

Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.

John: what happen? you missed the towel?

Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim

by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010

missed high five

When something is soooo good a high-five will just not do.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.

Bob: i just won £1000000000

Rob: Missed high five!

by booooooob January 24, 2007