Milford, CT

Quite possibly the best place to live in Connecticut.

Let’s go to the coziest town in Connecticut, Milford, CT.

by Hello2019 March 11, 2019

Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.

Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

mifo

mind fuck

Brenda: Dude, facebook chat is a MIFO.
Melina: I know right?

by thethingamajigger July 24, 2010

misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

miaforpresident

miaforpresident aka mia or miaforpresident on tiktok is very hot and funny and has beautiful eyes mia is the best person u know even if u don’t know her this is her world and your just living in it

“hey bro miaforpresident”

by sexymia March 27, 2021

milfobsession0

The hottest and coolest milf lover, she might be crazy but she will still fuck your mom
-you spit at her: she fucks your mom
-you homophobic, racist, ableist, colorist or anything bad: she fucks your mom

Milfobsession0 fucked my mom again!

Aww she fucked my mom too, her obsession has gone too far

by Milfobsession0 May 30, 2021