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Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.
by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021
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Minecrapped

When you have played Minecraft for an excessive period of time, and you experience motion sickness, nausea, etc..
Friend 1: dude, i was so sick from playing MC yesterday, that when i woke up this morning, I had the urge to punch my neighbor's trees for survival...
Friend 2 : Sounds like someone was "Minecrapped"
by xCLOUDx7 April 20, 2013
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Minecraft

Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here
by SpeedoThreeSixty November 17, 2020
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Diamond Miner

The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.
"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."

Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.
by Moozers Cow August 17, 2011
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vanilla minecraft

Refers to a way of playing Minecraft that is completely vanilla with no modifications. This means no plugins on servers, no spigot, and no client side mods for players (hack clients, optifine, etc.)
He uses a hack client, he is not playing on vanilla minecraft
by thediamondman August 16, 2019
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Minecrafterbate

The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.
Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."

"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."

Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."

Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"
by PlusOn3 June 18, 2011
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In Minecraft

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.
"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."
by That Maine Hipster January 4, 2021
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