milky sanchez

the love mustache.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.

i was sexing my old lady when she says she wants to look like caesar romero (the joker in the batman show). i pull out and pump my joy juice on her belly. then i craft her a fine protein mustache. aye dios mio! what a fine milky sanchez!!

by the lopez! February 5, 2009

milky biscuit

Milky biscuit is a phenomenon that occurs when inserting a malted biscuits up your anus. Post anal sex you remove a milky biscuit.

Adam, that's a milky biscuit in your anus, shall I remove it and make some tea?

by Malty webb March 11, 2017

milky swingin' dudds

Large, pendulous and often mountainous breasts, that would effortlessly catch the eye of any on-looker whether it be in admiration or shock.

Assume Geordie accent; "Why ay man.... look at them MILKY SWINGIN' DUDDS!!!!!".

by Lorenzo Davenport February 17, 2006

Milky Titties

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.

Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!

by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012

Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

milky willy

A milky willy is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband's ear. Kinda like a wet willy, but with milk.

Dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. Suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky willy.

by PDHB October 21, 2013

Milky Hitler

When a man ejaculates on a girls upper lip thus giving her a sperm version of Hitler’s mustache.

I gave Jenny a milky hitler last night.

by DankToaster27 July 17, 2019