markle (verb). To markle someone is to make promises, extract a lot of money, then bugger off without delivering.
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- A friend exaggerating to you: “No way, you’re such a markle.”
- Teacher in school: “One more markle about your homework and it will be detention Jimmy.”
- Kids hiding something: “Did your parents find out? Nah I markled them.”
- Criminal Group discussing their day: “I’ve been all over today markling so many pensioners. Such easy targets.”
- Teacher in school: “One more markle about your homework and it will be detention Jimmy.”
- Kids hiding something: “Did your parents find out? Nah I markled them.”
- Criminal Group discussing their day: “I’ve been all over today markling so many pensioners. Such easy targets.”
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A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!
Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
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