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meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.
Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com
by preserver257 July 28, 2009
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medikation

yo you see that herb benchin 405? hes deff on medikation
by LAB PHATHER June 4, 2011
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Medibation

This is where you multi-task with doing two things at once. Combines Meditation with Masterbation! Mindfully relaxing whilst fondling yourself lmfao!
I have had a hard day. I'll be you some medibation will make me feel better.
by Sad Diego August 13, 2018
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medcation

A vacation taken after one has exhausted their normally allotted vacation time using the pretense of an obscure medical condition requiring surgery.
I'm going to need next week off for a medcation to fix my "tennis elbow trigger finger lock jaw".
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poop meditation

I beat constipation, through poop meditation. #poopMeditation
by poopNow July 11, 2016
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maditation

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.
His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge
by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016
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Medabation

(Med•a•bate•ion)

1st definition: (From the Ancient Greek) : adj. when one’s meditation practice leads to masturbation through distraction or intention.

2nd definition: adj. When you are masturbating while meditating. Transmuting sexual energy into visualizations and manifestations for the future.
1. Boy: “How does one become a writer?”

Man: “Frequent medabation (it is often accompanied by poor hygiene).”

2. Girl: “I am having such a hard week”
Second girl: “You seem stressed, I encourage you to go medabate bb.”
by Audessy August 2, 2023
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