Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.

Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'

by McDonald's® Sweden May 13, 2020

Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023

Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.

Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin

by Resnoff March 14, 2021

Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.

It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin

by JazzLover69 October 03, 2018

McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin

It was a McMuffin Nut

by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023

Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.

Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!

by MrXYZ123 September 11, 2021