The Maury Povich

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.

When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.

by DGZ July 22, 2012

Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.

I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!

I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator

by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020

M. A. Numminen (Mauri Antero)

A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).

M.A. Numminen is the best artist in the world.

by Jaakko October 17, 2003

Mauried

To be killed on The Maury Show

News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"

by JWklj July 29, 2012

The Maury

The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"

I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!

D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!

by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017

Mauri Olmedo

Interesting person

Look that boy is a Mauri Olmedo

by mauriolmedo August 1, 2020