Asian Mashtaw

To speak in a tongue, often describing the pronunciation of English by Asian immigrants, that substitutes all L's for R's, all R's for W's and all S's for SH's

-Herro prease, I am fruent in the ranguage of Asian Mashtaw
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria

by Asian Mashtaw January 29, 2009

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Mastapod

A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.

Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.

by Jizzmyster08 December 19, 2008

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Masota • masta • Masktard • maseta • mastadon • Mashtag • Mastard • mayotard • masataka • Masita

masta k unit

a ganster name for people with names that start with k. it is used by people who just dont feel cool enough being referred to by their real name

Amanda: hey, what's your name?
Karen: masta k unit.
Amanda: oh wow.

by iloveyou xoxo July 25, 2009

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"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

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Masta Flow

A legendary, charismatic and sexy rapper from the east coast that once had a myspace but was hated on so much on and offline that he cancelled his account. Known for his singles "2 Cool 4 Skool" and "Rupturin Skullz", His style was known for uplifting peoples spirits and forcing people to laugh on public transportation while lowering their IQ's.

OMG that dude Masta Flow is so sick in the skull! You should check him out on soundclick or somethin.

by Sexychica18 October 5, 2007

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