Masonry

The fraternal organization of all bald people in the world, guiding today's society through obscure indirect political maneuvers.
One bald guy can be found at any public event, pretending to have a family and silently surveilling the digression of the events.

A: "Do you see that bald guy?"
B:"Yes, he looks so serious and unhappy, like he knows things that he can't speak about."
A:"No way, he looks like he's in the fucking Masonry or something."
*Laughs*
B:"To be fair, he looks like any bald guy."
A:"Then any bald guy must be part of it"
*Laughs*

by Salvo la Scopa November 6, 2022

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

we know mason

phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too

The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer

by Tim May 7, 2005

mason for a girl

Mason could be a name for a boy and girl. They will always have your back. Masons usually have just like a extra diffrent personality. They have the outgoing friends which makes them outgoing to they are beautiful people that might annoy you sometimes but they don't try to. They tell you how they feel. They love to tell jokes and listen to them they are true friends that love everybody they might not show it but they do. Masons are humerous they can make a joke out of anything

Mason for a girl or boy

by Glittergirl4908 January 11, 2014

Mason

Mason is the best guy in the whole entire world! He's super cute, and very sweet! He's extremely funny, and knows all the right things to say. Even if he's thousands of miles away, he knows how to make you smile, with a simple text. When you see him, he brightens up your day. He loves to play video games! If you ever met a Mason, you can't help but love him! One look into his eyes, and you're under his spell. So, if you know one, you are very lucky!

Woah, who was that?! He's so cute!

That was Mason!

by TheOne<3 December 28, 2012

mason jennings

Singer/songwriter from Minnesota with a Dylanesque singing style and folk-influenced acoustic guitar style. Writes real music without any corporate overproduction bullshit. Not very mainstream, but has a large following anyways.

Dude, I just saw Mason Jennings in concert, he was awesome.

by darkserge99 January 1, 2009

Numbers mason

What do they mean!

The numbers mason, what do they mean!

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020