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puts the lotion in the basket

Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.
"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."

"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"

"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
by Fahrvergnugen September 17, 2004
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Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
by KRock Radio December 15, 2008
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no lotion

Girl: Babe, what are we?

AM: Man just wants noddy, no lotion
by Roger410 June 8, 2018
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Lotto 649 shot

Is a shot derived from the Ontario lottery game called lotto 649 because you don't know what kind of shot your getting just like the lottery with every scratch ticket and such you dont know if your going to get a winner or a loser!
Its a Shot with 3 different types of alcohol in it where the bartender randomly chooses the type of alcohol by; Closing his eyes and pointing at a random bottle at the bar "alcohol bottle display" then counts towards right 6 bottles and the bottle he lands at fills the shot glass 1/3 then from that same bottle counts either up or down 4 bottles and fills the shot glass another 1/3 and then from that bottle counts towards the left 9 bottles to complete the shot. ***when counting and the bartender goes the the end of the alcohol display when he has not finished counting he just goes to the start of that same line and continues counting****
Bartender can you please give me a lotto 649 shot
by Mr.Robare April 4, 2009
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lotion

Its lotion the fuck
Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck
by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020
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Lokitok

The side of tiktok where Loki the insanely good looking god of Mischief stays.
What side of tiktok are you on?
I'm on Lokitok he's so hot.
by Mrs. Mcswagger August 22, 2021
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just hit tha lotto

Feels like I just hit tha lotto!
by Good Pockets July 17, 2017
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