ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.

Ay la look at da top of the range looker over there!!

by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020

Offensive Screen looker

Or more commonly, Screen looker.

When a person looks on your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer and deliberately kills you.

I was hiding in the perfect spot... But he's an Offensive Screen looker so found me and killed me!

by CH4OS October 5, 2011

No looker Noel

Jesus’s most prominent disciple Noel

Crown casinos finest dealer, the “no looker” method merely adopted by lesser dealers results in profits 100% of the time. His feats include as follows;

Rolling 4 1s in 10 rolls
Rolling a double green zero on the first play of the night (guaranteed mood setter)
Being BALD

“Hey mate are we going to the casino this weekend?”
I don’t know …
“No looker Noel is running the tables”
I’ll be there in 5

by The core lord August 10, 2025

Jamie looker

I motherfucking hustler

Jamie looker is a a real gangster,yeh a motherfucking hustler.

by Jamielookerrr April 30, 2019

Looker

Perverts who often look in girl’s “Places”Can be referred to as Lookers

Look at Carl he’s being such a Looker!!!

by CookieQueen114 June 5, 2019

Guilty looker

When you make random eye contact with a stranger and you both quickly turn away think “Oh god did they see me?”

“I made random eye contact with that guy on the bus” “ I hope he doesn’t think I’m a guilty looker!”

by EggDip March 31, 2022