wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

Canadian loafer

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins

Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer

by Disco Moses July 9, 2016

loafer Brigade

Gay men, usually a college professor, who are attracted to Young men.

Professor Clark is definitely a member of the loafer brigade,the professor was seen smoking dean's cock on the professors car

by Hank the mo May 6, 2022

loafer

The act of fellatio

Rhyming slang:
"loafer bread" = "head"

Here "loafer bread" is a crude shortening of "loaf of bread"

Went to the movies with that lass and in the opening credits she gave me loafer

by _An_on_y_mous_ May 7, 2024

Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap September 8, 2015

luey loafers

chief keefs word for shoes

in the song i love no thotties " now i got blood on my luey loafers"

by turnup cheif keef November 25, 2013

Loafer

Someone who doesn’t pay attention during work, and always slacks off.

Person one: Bro, Julian is playing snake game on his computer instead of the math homework
Person two: he’s always such a loafer

by Amogushroom November 4, 2021