Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap August 05, 2015

Loafer

Someone who doesn’t pay attention during work, and always slacks off.

Person one: Bro, Julian is playing snake game on his computer instead of the math homework
Person two: he’s always such a loafer

by Amogushroom November 04, 2021

Loafer

Someone who Skis at Sugarloaf up in Maine. That is the mountain they ski at all season and they despise people who go and ski at Sunday River or Loon.

Person on the Lift: Do you reccomend skiing at Sunday River? Nah I am a loafer.

by lonahue sacks May 15, 2024

loafer

The act of fellatio

Rhyming slang:
"loafer bread" = "head"

Here "loafer bread" is a crude shortening of "loaf of bread"

Went to the movies with that lass and in the opening credits she gave me loafer

by _An_on_y_mous_ May 07, 2024

loafer

The act of fellatio.

Rhyming slang:

"Loafer bread" = head

Here "loafer" is a crude contraction for "loaf of"

Went to the movies with that lass and in the opening credits she gave me loafer

by _An_on_y_mous_ May 07, 2024

loafer

The act of fellatio

Rhyming slang:
"loafer bread" = "head"

Here "loafer bread" is a crude shortening of "loaf of bread"

Went to the movies with that lass and in the opening credits she gave me loafer

by _An_on_y_mous_ May 07, 2024

loafer

the worst thing you can call anyone. it is worse then the n word,

You loafers get back in the basement

by Big Mamy March 01, 2025