d-loading

Dangelo Russell who plays for the fucking Brooklyn fucking Nets, poor kid was the lakers point guard of the future before lonzo got there

D-loading with the three ball

by Dequaviod July 17, 2018

carbo-loading

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.

All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.

by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

gta v loading screen

the thing that lasts 100 years

A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long

by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021

Media Loading

When someone engages in two or more forms of media at one time e.g. t.v, msn, texting etc. This is highly unnecessary, annoying and uses far more power than is normal for one human being to consume.

Person 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Person 2: "Just watching t.v, msning and texting."
Person 1: " Dude your media loading again!"

by somewhat_dazed June 18, 2008

Carb-loading

Drinking beer and eating pizza.

Erica: Have you been carb-loading?
Bob: Yeah, we closed the Pizza Palace the night before the marathon.

by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015

front loading

the act of drinking before going to a bar where the prices are higher

me: hey mike! you goin to the bar with us tonight?

mike: hell yeah!! but i'll be front loading on the way there!!

(credit to MJ)

by Mr Guinness January 5, 2009

Breech loading

The act of shoving a large amount of poop back into one's ass. May be used as torture, pleasure, or a method of passing time. May also be done alone, with a partner, or in large groups of self breech loading or mutual breech loading. May also use oneselves poop, the partners poop, or a combination of both people's poop.

"Bob" was bored one day. "Bob" took a massive dump. "Bob" caught his own poop in his hand and had breech loaded it back into his ass by the act of breech loading.

by maker of Grand Exchange December 25, 2010