logging in

very rare to encounter or behold, logging in has been practiced for centuries. logging in requires a diet high in fiber and a girl with a real loose pussy. you take a shit so that its hangin out of your ass. DO NOT pinch it off! let it harden and fuck your girls loose box with it. you have successfully logged in!

if that chick wasnt so tight, i could have logged in; shut up mom, im logging in!

by the ultimate secret 3 April 16, 2008

log

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

by Jay May 10, 2003

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

the logs

The logs are a place in forest gate which people cotch on to blaze up nad smoke away

come we go blaze at the logs

by mix master April 5, 2004

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

log On

To have shit

i have logged on to my pants

by Boris March 19, 2004

log

A pack of 5 tins of chewing tobacco that you buy from the store such as a gas station or grocery store.

Hey Joe, pick me up a log of Skoal mint at the gas station

by Matt Kilcoyne May 9, 2006