Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick
Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?
Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.
Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
Get the Lassie's Lipstickmug. Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk
by MixedMami89 December 30, 2008
Get the Lipstick Drunkmug. a person that wears hemp clothes and feather earrings, but showers daily and shaves necessary parts.
by jennahart November 9, 2012
Get the lipstick hippiemug. the hottest, sexiest, most desirable species on the planet.
can seduce any living human being (with the exception of the gay man) with a solitary glance. usually pass as straight but when seen romantically with another woman all jaws in the vicinity drop.
can seduce any living human being (with the exception of the gay man) with a solitary glance. usually pass as straight but when seen romantically with another woman all jaws in the vicinity drop.
John (straight): Holy shit! Did you just see that lipstick lesbian? Uhhh I think I need to excuse myself to the restroom for a moment...
Sara (straight): Wow look at that lipstick lesbian! She is really beautiful. I can't believe she is gay.. I really want to have sex with her!
Lindsay (lesbian): Heelllllllllooooooo lipstick lesbian!
Sara (straight): Wow look at that lipstick lesbian! She is really beautiful. I can't believe she is gay.. I really want to have sex with her!
Lindsay (lesbian): Heelllllllllooooooo lipstick lesbian!
by yesiam June 26, 2007
Get the lipstick lesbianmug. 1.A lesbian who knows that you can look like a girl and still date them.
2.A type of lesbian that loves getting her hair and nails done, shopping, and cute shoes, but still only prefers the company of other feminine women.
3. The best type of woman on the planet.
4. A lesbian who refuses to date butches/studs because they are just like men to her.
5. A lesbian who rejects anything masculine.
6. An ultra-gay lesbian, almost as gay as the stud-on-stud lesbian.
2.A type of lesbian that loves getting her hair and nails done, shopping, and cute shoes, but still only prefers the company of other feminine women.
3. The best type of woman on the planet.
4. A lesbian who refuses to date butches/studs because they are just like men to her.
5. A lesbian who rejects anything masculine.
6. An ultra-gay lesbian, almost as gay as the stud-on-stud lesbian.
I am a lipstick lesbian because I put on eyeliner, a skirt and heels to go to the club and look pretty so I can possibly meet another girl that put on eyeliner, a skirt and heels for the club.
by Plumgirl3333 September 10, 2008
Get the lipstick lesbianmug. She get's her hair done, nails done, makeup done.. she's a pretty girl, but her swagger on the other hand tells a different story. She handles things like she's from the hood, but looks like she stepped out of a magaine. The girl everyone thinks is mean, and is afraid to approach is pretty much a tomboy (with) lipstick.. or a tomboy lipstick.
by Full Course Meal June 11, 2006
Get the tomboy lipstickmug.