Leather Jacket Time

Leather jacket time is the time from October to until it gets hotter then 55 degrees Fahrenheit. during this time all men (ie. non pussies) are encouraged to wear a heavy leather jacket while all women are encouraged to wear light heavy jackets.

The Leather Jacket Time trend was started near the year 2005 by people who believed that the Leather Jacket symbolized coolness. They were probably Fonz and terminator fans; the world will never know.

by .T September 29, 2009

Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011

leather nickel

A turd cutter, asshole, or balloon knot.

Trent stubbed his leather nickel on the coffee table and had to cut his turds with a knife.

by Lands End February 23, 2007

Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.

"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."

by DankSalsa January 11, 2010

leathered

When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.

Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA

by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

leatherman

Member of the homosexual male subculture that grew out of male-only motorcycle clubs formed by homosexual veterans returning from World War II, stressing masculinity in contradiction of androgynous and effeminate gay stereotypes, characterized by a fetish for leather gear, a sense of hierarchy and a fraternal code of protocol and behavior, and often sexually involved in BDSM (bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, sadism/masochism).

Pride in masculinity, honor among brothers and a bent for rough-and-tough sexuality made the leatherman the butch male icon of homosexual machismo.

Tom of Finland's drawings present the leatherman in his finest form.

by Pitbull GNV September 4, 2006

leather-bound books

Something you say you have to seem smart or important.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017