lator

Short for calculator.

Mike: Better use my lator for this problem.

by TheDopestofThemAll November 6, 2013

lactophobe

a person or living creature that is afraid of milk or other dairy products, despite not being lactose intolerant.

Martha is a lactophobe, she isnt lactose intolerant, yet she cooses to stay away from milk.

by netsendjoe December 6, 2003

Lathon

Lathon is the most cutest,nicest ,loving and caring person you will ever meet.the first time you see him he is quiet for 20mins then his true colors shine,if your having a bad day go to lathon he will make you laugh instantly, he thinks wrong and he’s really weird it’s cute, so if you have a Lathon keep him forever❤️

Girl:today was the best day I met this boy and he made my day

Girl2:oh you must be talking about Lathon he’s a keeper

by Lovergirl07 March 30, 2019

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009

Laptop Dump

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.

After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.

by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010

laptoping

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

Laptop

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs December 26, 2008