Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.

“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”

by Biiit loo December 19, 2018

big-lipped beast

Derogatory term for African Americans. First used in the Chappelle Show by the judge to describe the white guy in the role reversal trial segment.

"... keep you kind of the streets, you big-lipped beast.

by SteveBizzle April 4, 2008

Lappen

German for "Lope". A Lappen is someone you can't take seriously and is just annoying.

Leon ist so ein Lappen

by MrCreamy69 July 28, 2023

sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005

LaPresha

One of the most amazing friends anyone could ask for, she'll always be there for you, if you find a friend like her, don't be dumb and say something to lose an amazing friend. She's super gorgeous and loyal and trusting. She don't look like a pig >.< and likes you facebook pictures a lot, but you love her no matter what, and she just loves panda facts(:

-Who's that girl that ?
The one who is gorgeous?
-Yeah.
LaPresha.(:

by TaylorFrancis November 28, 2012

Lapeno

A very tall but bad bitch who you can’t kill. A lapeno probably owns a pair of airpods to flex on all y’all broke peasants. She really brown with curly hair. PERIOT.

stop acting like such a lapeno

by Best frannnnnnnnnnnnn August 29, 2019

Laptedooma

I’m buzzed, in the Zododian language.

Usually referring to a marijuana high, yet also appropriate for any intoxicant.

We all smoked a bong. Laptedooma!

by The Planet Zod December 19, 2020