lapdoor

An essential feature of any modern house. A cross between a pool and a door.

Xav was swimming in his lapdoor when he got splinters all down his muscular waterpolo body

by poofh8r October 2, 2010

lapdi

When a guy gets a deserved lapdance. Or just get lapdances. A lot of them.

Or when a guy just likes lapdances.

Call Lapdi, he can get a lapdance from this chick!

Hello Lapdi! Lapdi, come here Lapdi! Come on Lapdi! He is mr. Lapdance

by Iniestar January 7, 2014

Lapdance Jony

A man who likes Lapdances is called a Lapdance Jony

He's enjoing a lapdance, he is a Lapdance Jony.

by Tjomas Fischer November 21, 2017

lapdanceonnanami

a roach

lapdanceonnamani is a roach roach=lapdanceonnanami.

by hanjiswife.org June 28, 2021

LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.

Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021

Lapdance Lizzo

Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.

Henk: “look isn’t that Lapdance Lizzo?”

Katherine: “yeah i saw her at a party last weekend.”

by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023

Serbian lapdance

When a serbian man with a moustache invite you to sit on his lamp and then gently starts rocking you up and down

My leg where shaking after the Serbian lapdance

by Serbianfanboy July 21, 2023