Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

by FrippSymbi2 March 8, 2005

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

by weepill March 31, 2015

Lansing

The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan.

Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned.

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

Holland Landing

holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.

"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"

kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuio July 20, 2011