Lagunalepsy

A common medical condition when "Laguna Beach" is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel. And you have to watch this conversation over a nice dinner...

Alex: "I like your shirt."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your pants."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your face."

Dude, I totally got Lagunalepsy last night when Kristen's titties were popping out, even though I love LC the most.

Common response from friend: "Shut up you fucking faggot."

by Harnish November 8, 2005

Laynee

Laynee is a caring person, she loves spending time with the people she loves. Laynee will Stand by your side but she does this because she wants you to stand by her side too. If Laynee is stressed she is yell, scream, hit, and cry but she doesn't like that she does that. Laynee has anger issues when she is mad she will want to break something

Guy 1- you have a Laynee are you crazy

Guy 2- yea she really cares about me

by LayLay232423 July 10, 2018

Lagunies

Superficial, airheaded girls who act just like the cast of Laguna Beach and believe that the world revolves around them.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I totally had more than ten calories today.

Girl 2: Uggh me too, like, now I can't have toothpaste.

Observer: What a bunch of Lagunies.

by Maslyn August 9, 2006

Largynz

1. Stoner lingo for a large dragon-like animal who eats stramango. It flies, but has no arms or legs. The largyn can breathe air, and that's about it.
2.Also used to say that you are gunna go smoke some dope.

1. Did you hear Zoe talking about how she saw a largyn on those shrooms?
2. "Wanna go fight some largynz?"
"Yeh man, let me get my piece."

by Leeeesey March 9, 2009

Larynvagitis

Larynvagitis is an inflammation of your voice box (larynx) due to overuse, irritation or infection caused by deep throating. Larynvagitis may be short-lived (acute) or long lasting (chronic). Most cases of larynvagitis are not serious, but persistent hoarseness can sometimes signal a more serious underlying lack of self respect.

I swallowed it all the way last night and woke up with a terrible case of larynvagitis.

by coooker September 19, 2009

larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.

Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.

by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015

Layne

A extremely handsome, cool, outgoing, weird, nice, athletic kid who has all the girls crawling towards him and he is the cutest kid in the world and has nicknames for how cool he is.

Dang Caroline your lucky Layne is your boyfriend!!!

by Possiblyyourdaddy26 June 15, 2018