douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

douche lagoon by Chupallama August 7, 2015

Blue lagoon

A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.

Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon

Blue lagoon by Alyssago March 12, 2017

scrotum lagoon 

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.

Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!

scrotum lagoon by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011

baby lagoon 

Sexy beast

My girlfriend is my baby lagoon

baby lagoon by Ivan7oh7 August 7, 2017

splooge lagoon 

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

splooge lagoon by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Moon Lagoon 

A shrubby small Eucalyptus that can reach to 12 feet tall with small rounded spade-shaped, gray-green juvenile leaves flushed a pale purple that mature to a leaf that is green with a curved boomerang shape.

Hey Chris, look at this dope moon lagoon I found? Ya think we can smoke it?

Moon Lagoon by Sqrls July 18, 2018

Turd lagoon 

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment

Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon

Turd lagoon by Blumkin master September 1, 2018