Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!

Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!

by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024

Lunchtime Labour

When you don't finish your work at school and you need to continue it during lunchtime when everyone else is gone and you're still left.

I need to finish this work otherwise the teacher is gonna make me do a shift of Lunchtime Labour.

by LeilaSP March 6, 2019

Labour

Cunts to the highest degree.

If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.

by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025

Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?

I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me

by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021