jizz list

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)

"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."

by Robbie December 20, 2005

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

On The List

What you say to “low-key” tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.

1.) “Hey watch out kids, I’m pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.”

2.) “I’m supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that I’m on the list.”

by Bruh_Theory May 24, 2019

bucket list

A list of things to do before you die. Comes from the term "kicked the bucket".

I need to remember to add skydiving to my bucket list.

by CharlieD January 7, 2008

itch list

list of things that you are itching to do.

Synonym: bucket list

Ayesha had 40 items on her itch list and it was full of exotic travel destinations!

by Fermion94 May 31, 2016

Dean's List Dropout

- An indie band from the same state-loins that gave birth to Superdrag and 10 Years. Their style of rock is broad and varied, but remains coherent and intelligent.

- An individual who is incredibly smart but has no desire or need to graduate college, partly due to roots of an anti-establishment ethos.

I'll admit the guy is ridiculously good at what he does despit having never gone to college... he's a total Dean's List Dropout.

by Jenov September 15, 2010

Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.

That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!

by Godlessness April 20, 2011