Lion Kinging

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".

1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging

by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011

Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

by lv4kiki October 1, 2014

Lion Kinging

When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal

"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"

by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012

Lion Kinging

When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.

The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.

“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”

“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”

by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021

Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”

Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”

by Seshhead November 1, 2019

Lion Kinged

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”

Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.

by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021

Lionking

The act of making out with or fornicating on a inanimate object. Often used in dares or bets. Common forms: Lionkinging(gerund), Lionking(verb).

Dude, go lionking that tree!

Look! She is lionkinging that fire hydrant!

by Vmonay November 5, 2012