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Lion-King'd

The moment when you are awoken from a deep, pleasant sleep by a slow rising but powerful blast of Sunlight through a window, forcing you to get up with the opening theme tune from "The Lion King" stuck in your head (featuring Elton John & Lady Smith Black Mambazo).
I was sleeping peacefully and then BAM!!, I was Lion-King'd and had to get up.
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Lion king doggy style

It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
Her: do you have any kinks

Him: yes I like lion king doggy style
Her: oh yes I like it

crank dat lion king 

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"
yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night
crank dat lion king by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008
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