Lightning Position

A sex position normally performed in an abandoned barn or open field during a lightning storm. No animals required.

One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.

Larry got that bitch in lightning position, but his dingdong was too big to shove up the anus.

by jtownman123 August 22, 2009

Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.

Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?

by EsbenT September 16, 2008

Lightning Fusion

In the visual power of Lightning comes the secret to unlimited clean energy for planet earth by way of nuclear fusion

For example- with the use of a one hundred year old device invented by Nikola Tesla himself which may reproduce man made lightning bolts up to tens of feet in length is the driving source of power to stimulate the isotopes of hydrogen bound in simple but special form of water- the end of the energy crisis is within site-thus lightning fusion has come about for a world that desperately need s a solution-time will tell- solomon azar-december 2008

by sambo sami suleiman azar December 17, 2008

Lightning Vagina

Never hits in the same place twice.

That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.

by Bectoria January 9, 2009

lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008

lightning storm

Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.

"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"

by Tonyonein January 14, 2015

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016