Table Lice

The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.

John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.

by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016

Cooch Lice

Vaginal crabs

Ew bitch you got cooch lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020

nipple lice

when your nipple hair has bugs in it.

aw man i have nipple lice

by anonymous September 14, 2020

build a lice

Build-a-Lice, also known as the Knock off for Build-a-Bear where you get Headlice.

"Build a Lice is so stupid."

by Kleetastrophe November 22, 2021

Jaqulines lice

a girl in 8y8 class who has an ugly chin and had to cut the lice out of her hair

Person 1: fuck jaqulines lice just got cut out
Person 2: why is jaquline and her lice looking at me

by Mrsandersreal March 18, 2022

sea lices

little jelly fishes that sting holly when she is wearing a wet suit

she had 17 sea lices on the one side of her ankle.

by b wid May 22, 2006

Bussy Lice

A very delicious homemade food. Everyone should try it sometime.

Harmony - Do you have bussy lice?
Seth - What?
Harmony - You´ve never heard of it?
Seth -No...
Harmony - You should try it sometime. It makes you go #yummyinmytummy!

by mcshorty07 April 24, 2021