leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.
by Ducky September 14, 2005
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House of Leaves

Nick:Should I read House of Leaves?
House of Leaves:This is not for you.
by SimplyHernando February 4, 2009
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garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.
"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"
by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011
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lick and leave

When you want to cum but you just can’t be bothered to make an effort. The guy wants to see you so badly and he insists it just for your pleasure. Likely story. So you tell him he can have a lick and leave. So the rules are they arrive. They lick. They leave. No chat. Blindfold optional.
Guy:you taste so amazing. It’s increcible to hear you cum. Can we fuck?
Girl:I was perfectly clear. This is a lick and leave. Your work here is done. Shut the door on your way out
Guy: ok. Thank you for letting me pleasure you. It was amazing
by Witwhoo February 17, 2018
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tea leaves

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.
by flippersideways November 22, 2013
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Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
by Gunned June 15, 2012
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leave of abstinence

A specific period of time in which one decides, for personal reasons, that they are not going to have sex.
"Sarah, that guy is totally checking you out! Let's go chat him up!"

"Sorry but you'll have to count me out. I'm sick of pregnancy scares, and so I'm taking a three month leave of abstinence."
by 3monthsordietrying January 19, 2009
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