Greasy laurence

When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head

I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour12 November 23, 2020

Laurence

The greatest hoe in history of hoes.

I heard that you slept with Laurence the other night.

Yeah he's a hoe.

by calebswangian69 February 17, 2020

Laureen

Laureen would date an Aiden and would eventually marry him. She is usually friends with Darabee, Wiggins, Ceyda and Larlooree. She loves Voltron and Stranger Things. Also call her a weeaboo ((;

Omg I ship Laureen with Aiden

by imgay200573 September 22, 2018

Laurence massey

The most incredible person in the world he has a huge penis and all the lady's love him

Laurence massey has a big willy

by Small willy man June 28, 2022

Laurence massey

Laurence massey has a huge penis he is amazing and all the lady's love him

Laurence massey is cool unlike a Jason Boland

by Small willy man June 28, 2022

Laurened

To get robbed ; to have your belongings taken

“Fuck man I got laurened”
“Shit what’d they take?”
“They stole my shoes, my money, and my vodka”

by Livelaughlove6789 September 11, 2022

Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

by patheticmeme May 7, 2020