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e-lationship

A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.

It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.
by Bloodloss September 19, 2004
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LatinoVision

The ability to sense really hot latinos from far distances.
My Latinovision just tingled. *turns around* Oh, here comes two really hott puerto ricans.
by DJPyro December 14, 2009
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Latino Squirrel

by Little 80 year old Asian December 6, 2019
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lightskin latino

A latino who appears to caucasian
Girl: Go white boy go white boy go!
Boy: I'm actually hispanic :(
Girl: But you look white
Boy: My parents are Costa Rican :(
Girl: Oh sorry
Boy 2: He's a lightskin latino
Boy 1: Thanks homie :)
by wearsocksplease January 22, 2021
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Latino Aspergers

A person of Latino descent with mild social hang-ups, such as the inability to read others' emotions. An individual with Latino Aspergers may be seen staring blankly at a hysterical person, while snacking on an empanada.
Jorge's wife really needed some help with the baby, but her husband kept ignoring her pleads in favor of some delicious tapas. Dude definitely has Latino Aspergers!"
by The LBC November 28, 2010
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Albino Latino

A person who looks white like a cracka but really has all the feistyness and sexiness of a Latino firecracker.
Dayummmmm that is one fine albino Latino!!!
by Kaypolo December 31, 2010
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latinasian

Someone who is a mixture of latin and asian. E.g Italian/Japanese, Spanish/Vietnamese, Korean/Portugese
Me: I can speak filo and spanish
Hot stranger: Really? You must be latinasian. Let's fuck.
by MERCADO July 2, 2004
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