bitch lasagna

I don't like you, T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But "You India, You Lose"
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob
And why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon
While you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No, papa, no, papa
Yes, papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar
And let's throw this fucking party with some

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub bot

by RadRaichu7 May 13, 2019

dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips

yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.

by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Bitch lasagna

A holy song in which restores the strength of anybody who is subscribed to Pewdiepie. It is also used as a battle cry against T-series, the lord of sub bots.

person 1: T-series ain't nothin' but a bitch lasagna
person 2: this song has restored my strength

by SpamSalad February 8, 2019

lasagnburger

Just like a regular hamburger but swap the beef patties for some freshly baked lasagne.

Would you like fries with that Lasagnburger?

by Masmettila 2910 March 23, 2020

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

Digital Lasagna

When a photoshop file has hundreds of unnamed layers.

OMG - Monica's files are so unorganized with so many unnamed, superfluous layers, it looks like digital lasagna.

by MPISA August 17, 2010

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016