lan party

A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.

Kilo and Parid threw an awesome Lan Party last night. . .

by blaze June 3, 2002

lan party

A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.

Guy 1: Dude! Have you seen Eric?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Not since the LAN party.

by Rob Is The Greatest February 24, 2008

lan pa

scrotum in hokkien

your lan pa very big means your scrotum very big

by Jason May 11, 2004

lan leech

A person who comes to a LAN party unprepared by either not bringing a computer that is sufficient to play the games of the night, or not bringing a computer at all. these people then ask if they can play just one life on someone elses computer, then they end up playing on someone elses computer for a long time.

man, bob is such a lan leech, this is the third time he diddnt bring his computer. he's been on mine for an hour now.

by Vinnie April 3, 2003

LAN party

A gathering usually consisting of a group of friends, for fun or competition. This gathering involves either a Xbox, and/or a PC. Including games such as Counter Strike and/or Halo. LAN Parties usually go on all night due to extensive junk food consumption and caffeine, resulting in elongated sleep the night after the LAN Party.

When is your next LAN Party? I'm ready to pwn some n00bs!

by TheAmazingJordo July 23, 2008

Lan-Chi

If you have met a Lan-Chi in your life, just know you met an Angel (and the mommy you never had).

She will kiss you, hug you, read you a story and tuck you in bed every night. In the morning, she makes a hell of a hot cocoa.

Her brownies taste like heaven and her smile will make you melt.

Person 1: "Have you met Lan-Chi"
Person 2: "Yes, my life has been better ever since"

by zestymelty November 24, 2021

lan trash

Definition of a socially inept slag who visits a lan because of the high male to female ratio.
Is usually on the lower end of attractiveness, yet is able to attract virgin nerds like flys.

See that Gemz? She's just lan trash.

by Krunchx June 12, 2004