smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

by n word f word July 7, 2018

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

kumquat

a little boy who needs to come get his juice

hey yo kumquat come get yo juice

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a May 9, 2018

Kumquat

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

by Masked015 December 2, 2019