Kryptonite For Vagina

A person who is afraid of vagina.

Joe: Bro I'm gonna sting that bitch tonight "
Jason: Nah you're too kryptonite for vagina."

by Dtrofa1993@gmail September 4, 2016

Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"

(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"

by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012

Red Kryptonite

This is a person in which you typically would not be attracted to for a variety of reasons. Probably someone you wouldn't even be friends with. Yet for some unknown reason, when you are around this person, you start acting out of character. Your brain short circuits; common sense goes out the window; and your body goes into overdrive. You start disregarding your regular social norms and sometimes moral code. You want to act on purely erotic and selfish emotions. This person becomes an adrenaline rush. You become addicted, wanting the next high. Yet when they aren't around, you are back to your typical good person self. The best course of action is to avoid the red kryptonite because the price you will pay is rarely worth the experience.

That man is the red kryptonite to my inner Clark Kent, and I'm about to go very, very bad.

by FrancescaBella September 13, 2017

Latin Man's Kryptonite

A hot redhead with pale skin, green eyes and a nice ass

You ever heard of Justine Jolie?

She was a Latin Man's Kryptonite

by OmegaSaiyan92 June 16, 2022

kryptotite

A girl (or guy) who is so tight that kryptonite is required to penetrate and/or tap that.

or

A virgin

or

To emphasize how hot a person is.

"Oh man, that girl is kryptotite"

"I was with that hot ass girl last night. Let's just say she was kryptotite."

"Holy shit, she's kryptotite!"

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Kraptonite

Something that is so crappy that it is cool and fun.

"You saw that news movie? It is so bad!
Yeah, but so fun at the same time. It is a Kraptonite."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda March 6, 2017

kryptonite

(noun)
1: A green, radioactive metorite, broken from the distant, late planet of Krypton, that cancels out any Kryptonian's superpowers, such as Superman.
2: Something that is a great weakness to a particular person, such as the aforementioned metiorite to Superman, etc.

1: Krypto the Superdog (of the said show): Kryptonite... my one weakness...
2: Galatea (Justice League Unlimited): Boredom is my kryptonite... well, kryptonite is my kryptonite, but you get the idea.

by DanMat6288 August 3, 2005