krottle

To lure a person in by speaking in a low monotone voice progressively getting quieter and quieter until nothing but faint whisps and grumbles can be heard. Usually makes the person on the receiving end lose interest or have no idea what the person is still speaking of. Usually when krottling the conversation has no relevance anyway.

Guy: Oh hey, Dave, how are ya?

Krottler: So you see.. damn.. the carlton said.. flibaa..uh buh dee uh buh dee.. sppspssspspsss ... spspss

Guy: wait.. what?

by jewjewbee April 30, 2008

Krogoth

Your ultimate demise.

When the Core in Total Annhilation have built enough forces and resources to finally construct this unit, the Krogoth, you're raped cuz it's nearly indestructable.

by Ninjitsu_Master July 28, 2008

Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009

Kroozer

Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003

kroopa

1. a badass motherfucker
2. a girl who uses hand gestures frequently and often without reason
3. a total bitch (but in a good and loving way)
4. often mistaken for "King Koopa" from Super Mario Bros. However, she is still that cool
5. not deeply disturbing in any way

1. Wow, kroopa is one badass motherfucker
3. Kroopa, you're such a bitch. I love you.
5. "Why are you torturing animals? Kroopa would never do that!"

by Kelsey and Emma January 1, 2008

krooger

When a mans nails are excessively long and bangs a chick, which causes her bleeding.

"I woke up with blood on my fingers!" "Was she on her rag?" "No." "Damn, you kroogered her!"

by Kris Rosano February 4, 2008