krustle express

The act of queefing a crusty queef into ones rectum after receiving a rim job.

Krustle gave jalin a krustle express

by DrWonderTitz December 21, 2017

Kristel

Looks intimidating on the outside but when you get to know her you'll realize that she's the opposite of what your first impressions are. She's smart, seductive, humorous, and independent. She wants people to ask her for help, but people won't ask her for any bc she's intimidating. She loves money but won't ask other people for it, she works instead. Truly the definition of an amazing woman, a Kristel. When you find one, never let her go bc you'll never find someone like her again.

She always wins. Of course, it's Kristel.

by xatchme November 20, 2021

kristen

Slang for "most awesome girl ever"

Billy: You are so kristen!
Kristen: Thanks you!

by billy khalil July 26, 2006

KRISTENED

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.

"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"

by iMakerScream November 19, 2011

kristie

loveable person, cute smile, but will rape you for candy.

Kristie distracted me with her beautiful smile and raped me because I have a lollipop in my hand.

by lieah December 4, 2007

Kristening

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kristen

Kristen is a person who is the perfect daughter, someone who is kind thoughtful and at times very generous. She will be of natural beauty inside and out. She is a hard worker, outgoing and fun loving. She has the ability to love you and hate you at the same time while always doing the little things to let you know how important you are to her. She is a one of a kind and you are lucky to have her.

Kristen Angel Daughter Perfect Beauty Fun Outgoing

by MP Dad February 3, 2010