Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
by .PHunKk August 31, 2005
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While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.
Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'

Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'
by Simon Martin June 17, 2008
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Someone who backs out of something their incredible at.
Person 1: Man I don't think I can keep playing basketball even though I have 5 NBA title rings.

Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe
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when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun
dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"
by big_dogg November 28, 2006
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The act of crashing into the side of a mountain
P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F
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1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.
by fucklakers June 1, 2004
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