kobe

Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.

1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.

by .PHunKk July 14, 2006

Kobe

While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.

Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'

Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'

by Simon Martin June 17, 2008

A Kobe

Someone who backs out of something their incredible at.

Person 1: Man I don't think I can keep playing basketball even though I have 5 NBA title rings.

Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe

by Cjstyles June 28, 2010

Kobe

Every female's worst nightmare

Oh my gosh! KOBE BRYANT! NOOOOO!!!

by Erin July 14, 2006

KOBE

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun

dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"

by big_dogg November 29, 2006

Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020

Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

by fucklakers July 14, 2006