KnootPoot

A beautiful man who can’t find someone to love. His power is higher than Snoop Dog but is a complete idiot. When you meet him you’ll know your in for a treat.

“Oh it’s KnootPoot!”
“Hiya”
*Screams* “OMGOMGOMG”
*Shoots* “Shut up”

by JJ Jumper November 13, 2019

knoobe

A very smart way of saying 'n00b'

stfu u stupid knoobe

by Razier September 18, 2008

Kongo Nut

The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.

My kongo nut just scraped the floor.
Man, I bet that guy's kongo nut is crazy.

by 007hippo September 25, 2009

knook

A combination of a knife, spoon, and fork

What's for dinner? Oh, it doesn't matter, I can handle anything with my knook.

by Megaloman November 7, 2007

Knobologist

Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.

Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."
Robert: "Yea, everybody knows she's a great Knobologist."

by Crew Guy May 10, 2006

Dirt Knog

A complete moron. A person who lacks basic intelligence and social skills that are needed throughout the day.

Why are you throwing things at people, you complete dirt knog!

Stop being a dirt knog and quit playing with fire!

by Brendan October 13, 2004

Knoton

A rule breaking Bitch

Did u see knoton steal those condoms?

by ASDFGHKL May 21, 2016